Persuasive Writing
What is it?
Brainstorming
Planning
Reasons
Introduction
Figurative Language
Idiom
Hyperbole
Onamonipia
Simile & Metaphor
Alliteration
Jokes for the Day:
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
How does time fly?
Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
Why did the golfer change his sock?
Why do wear pants with holes to church?
What do you call a fake noodle?
What is a cross between a burglar and a cookie?
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
How can you keep a barking dog quiet?
What did the teddy bear say when asked if he wanted dessert?
What dog likes to take a bubble bath?
Where do fish keep their money?
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
How do you put a gazelle into a refrigerator?
The cheetah is having a party; which animal does not go?
So this lady goes through a crocodile invested swamp. Why does she come out unharmed?
There is a plane. One brick comes out. How many bricks are there?
So, after the lady comes out of the swamp she dies. Why?
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
How does time fly?
Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
Why did the golfer change his sock?
Why do wear pants with holes to church?
What do you call a fake noodle?
What is a cross between a burglar and a cookie?
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
How can you keep a barking dog quiet?
What did the teddy bear say when asked if he wanted dessert?
What dog likes to take a bubble bath?
Where do fish keep their money?
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
How do you put a gazelle into a refrigerator?
The cheetah is having a party; which animal does not go?
So this lady goes through a crocodile invested swamp. Why does she come out unharmed?
There is a plane. One brick comes out. How many bricks are there?
So, after the lady comes out of the swamp she dies. Why?
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Answers & Authors:
An inVEST-GATOR
Samantha and Olivia
Ge-omeTREE
Kelly
When you throw it out the window
Kyle
He wanted to see butter-fly.
Kadrain
He got a hole in one.
Charlie
Because they're hole-y
Ruthanne
An imPASTA
Jaiden
A CrOOKIE
Austin
She kept running away from the ball.
Mrs. Laurentzen
He was stuffed.
Maddy
Give him a hush puppy.
Angel
ShamPOODLE
Deklen
They keep it in the river BANK.
Abby
You open the fridge; put the elephant in; close the fridge.
You open the fridge; take out the elephant; put in the gazelle; close the fridge.
The gazelle, because it's still in the fridge.
Because the crocodiles are at the cheetahs party.
99 bricks
The brick hit the lady on the head.
Connall
An inVEST-GATOR
Samantha and Olivia
Ge-omeTREE
Kelly
When you throw it out the window
Kyle
He wanted to see butter-fly.
Kadrain
He got a hole in one.
Charlie
Because they're hole-y
Ruthanne
An imPASTA
Jaiden
A CrOOKIE
Austin
She kept running away from the ball.
Mrs. Laurentzen
He was stuffed.
Maddy
Give him a hush puppy.
Angel
ShamPOODLE
Deklen
They keep it in the river BANK.
Abby
You open the fridge; put the elephant in; close the fridge.
You open the fridge; take out the elephant; put in the gazelle; close the fridge.
The gazelle, because it's still in the fridge.
Because the crocodiles are at the cheetahs party.
99 bricks
The brick hit the lady on the head.
Connall
Wax Museum Project
New Groningen Library Link
Facts Link
Banish Boring Words PDF
Creating a Bibliography
Use the MLA format, because that will be the expectation of you in high school as well as middle school. For texts use http://citationmachine.net/index2.php
Web site citation link
Web site citation link
Introductions Other People Have Written That Might Inspire You:
MLK
Galileo
Albert Einstein
Sacajawea
PARTS OF SPEECH
(Grammar)
Adverb
You Can Rock Grammar!
Conjunctions
Dress Rehearsal with Mrs. Meyering's Kindergarteners
Subject and Predicate Work Helps Punctuation
Text Feature Refresher to draw your attention to the important information
Online Story Teller
Famous by NAOMI SHIHAB NYE
Thanks Second Grade Style
Poetry During Transition Time
Prefixes, Suffixes, Rootwords!
A Retelling Tool
Typing Club Link
Conjunction Video
Homophone Practice
Inquirery Project Using InstaGrok Searches
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